..."No News but Weather data and Wikipedia"? Oh, soooo lucky..
When I was young we were so poor that we used to have to drink tea out of a rolled up NEWSpaper.. cold tea, no milk, no sugar.
And we lived in a cardboard box, in the middle of the lake, all 26 of us, and for breakfast we ate frozen gravel from the road... But we were happy!
And you try and tell the young people of today that ... they won't believe you..!
(M.P. circa 1950)